Souvenirs

My group at work was part of a department-wide open house yesterday, and I was responsible for, among other things, making souvenirs to give away to all employees who took the tour through our labs. These are what I made to hand out; they're just sealed glass ampules with colored water in them. If they were real, they'd be red and would contain protein-producing human or animal cells. And they'd also be frozen and stored in liquid nitrogen.

Biotech? Hell, I was an English major!