Monday, June 22, 2009

Martini Monday

Cocktails
Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".
Posted by Tom Hilton at 1:51 PM
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5 comments:

Generik said...

Out you two pixies go, out the door or out the window!

June 22, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Generik said...

I repeated those lines to a friend at lunch not too long ago, and he admitted that he hadn't seen IAWL in some time, and didn't recognize the quote at first. Then he came back with a couple lines from Full Metal Jacket, and I got the idea that somebody should put together a mash-up of sound clips from those two movies.

It's A Wonderful Metal Jacket.

George Bailey: Now, you listen to me! I don't want any plastics, and I don't want any ground floors, and I don't want to get married - ever - to anyone! You understand that? I want to do what I want to do. And you're... and you're...

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

...and like that.

June 22, 2009 at 3:11 PM
Generik said...

Oh, and nice picture! That's on Bush, isn't it? Or is it Pine?

June 22, 2009 at 3:15 PM
Donna said...

Oh man, Generik and Tom thank you much, serious, way much!

June 22, 2009 at 4:42 PM
ahab said...

Just the facts, ma'am. (Referring to the photo, not the soundtrack...)

June 23, 2009 at 4:07 AM

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