Attack of the Giant Roosters*

I shot this guy the other day in Kernville. Then yesterday, plate of shrimp: a nearly identical bird shows up in my contact stream. So I did a little investigating, and made a chilling discovery: these things are everywhere. Stock item from some fibreglass manufacturer...or fiendish plot to enslave the world? We report; you decide.



*Technically capons, as Dave Van Hulsteyn points out, but 'roosters' just sounded better.